Where Is Soap?

(to be sung to the tune of "Where is Love?")

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Where is soap? Cyndi's got some made, I hope.

Will I ever know, the Nice Touch glow

That comes from only she?

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Who can say where it may hide?

Must I travel far and wide

Till I'm clean and fresh and happily,

Using soap made for me.

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Where? Where is soap?

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Lyrics by Julie Adams, dripping wet after a shower with final sliver of Nice Touch Soap